Also Snape killed Dumbledore. Sorry for the spoilers. 

A narcissist and a narcissist’s supply walk into a bar....

His father’s brother’s nephew's cousin's former roommate is Dark Helmet!

Wow. On one hand, I feel really bad for Smythe. On the other, it kinda sounds like she is attracted to the fame this liaison brings, and she knew what she was doing. But he's a bad guy, I think we can all rest assured of that.

It’s a big galaxy

This whole thing is Harley Quinn-Joker levels of insanity and tragedy. This woman needs help.

I’m 13?

Social Media is all about immediate conversation.

I just hate it when real life events get spoiled. Like, I get it, you get visions of the future and there’s going to be a huge natural disaster in three months or whatever and you just have to share it with someone. But seriously can’t you just let me enjoy the element of surprise?

It’s only really a spoiler if you’re a ridiculously oversensitive spoiler-wuss. I always roll my eyes when people freak out about spoilers and it turns out to be something as vague as “something big is about to happen and someone you’re familiar with is probably going to appear!”

Really? Damn, that broad gets around.

Plus his dad is Darth Vader!

“The men in the study didn’t get a vaccine. You are comparing men not getting a vaccine to a vaccine that is available,” Head said in an interview with Zora magazine this week. “How can you compare not having something to the opportunity to have something?”

I’ve gone around this issue several times, but I will be getting the vaccine sometime between April and June. While I have absolutely no faith in our government, I do trust science. Our government has been performing a Tuskegee-like study on all of us regardless of race, age, ethnicity, or gender with their cruelly…

That’s absurd. He won’t eat them......

You drink like all the other suburban moms and watch as your kid becomes a real estate agent and then gets arrested for butchering hookers and eating them. Box of wine anyone?

At the risk of being overly cynical, does this work because of the technique, or because it ends with the toddler getting exactly what he wanted in the first place?  I say from my own (painful and ongoing) experience that a lot of, if not most, toddler tantrums stem from wanting something and not being able to have it…

Oh there are still so many options.

Yeah, but if it works what will you post to YouTube that your teenage kid will hate you for?

I mean, anyone who spreads bullshit “detoxifying” pseduo science should be challenged, but only because it’ s bullshit pseudoscience and it primes people to believe other bullshit if it’s not challenged. Same with alkaline water. No evidence that any of it does anything. No one can name the supposed “toxins” this shit…