Nah. She was fully responsible for what she did. But she didn’t deserve the level of vitriol she got - especially from dirty old men just glad to have an acceptable target for their nasty jokes.

Just stick to eating cheetos on your couch, then.

She’s not 100% white, she’s a woman, *and* she’s a woman over 30. She’s very disposable to the MAGAs - there’s always a new blonde 20-year-old willing to repeat the exact same brainless drivel for a 3rd of the price while also letting old guys drool over her new Aryan titties.

Well when was the last time we had a well spoken, attractive, and clean. candidate? Hilary and Romney weren’t attractive (and frankly, weren’t nearly as well-spoken). We haven’t had Obama-levels of well-spoken since Bill Clinton (who was a bit too horny to be “clean”). Bush was sorta-clean but wasn’t attractive or…

“Sorry you feel that way” here = “you’re talking out of your ass, but you’re grieving and this isn’t the time to point out your jackassery so I’ma let it go.”

Basically there are a few whiners who want someone to lash out at someone but are going the “throw paint at women wearing fur coats, not bikers wearing leather” route because they know Chelsea will be nice to them. They’re pretty peripheral to the actual issues in conversation and should generally be ignored.

“Republicans are waiting with open arms.”  ... and open oven doors. 

Yeah, “I don’t spend time dwelling on it and focus on getting on with my life” isn’t the same as “I have tea with them every Sunday and we’re thinking of going halfsies on a timeshare.”

Also those are some great gold earrings.

I think it’s more of a “he’s dead so I’m letting go of the anger I have over it,” thing.

Nah, it’s just that technology has made it easier to show what people are privately saying.

I’m gonna quote Jesus for a minute: Matthew 12:33-37

their chicken isn’t even that good.

It’s the same concept of “I can’t personally justify buying it, but there are times when I would like to have it.” Except your reason is to have it there for guests that don’t like the stuff you have.

“the first candy peanut to tie its own shoes in the White House”  Heehee! 

What it’s like? 1.) an enormous pain in the ass to get visas for because the permits are rationed, 2.) crowded. 3.) gonna give you “Haj Flu” AKA whatever variation of flu from the 4 corners of the world that you’re most vulnerable to? It’s there, and a guy right next to you has it.

Alternatively, give a connoisseur a not-so-good version of something to share with company. I gave a fancy scotch guy a middling bottle of brand-name scotch so that he could have something to serve his in-laws for the Christmas dinner without giving them the good stuff.  He was very appreciative.

Jesus - whatever happened to a trip to the Principal’s office? I’m thinking of that like from Scary Movie 3:[talking about their spooky demon-child] “ My wife killed her by drowning her in a nearby well. I thought a time-out would have been fine..” 

Do... do you mean a first aid kit?  Because it sounds like you’re talking about a first aid kit.  Also, you should add bandaids to your list (they also work for blisters).