I guess, despite Cena’s best efforts, Ford will in fact see him. In court.

The stretched pixels really make it difficult to tell the length of the car. Fox body mustang based on the rear.

I’m just glad we’re living in a society where standards are changing and that sort of behaviour is no longer acceptable. I suppose I can just hope that current standards hold and my kids grow up in a world where no basketball players spend four years at Kentucky.

Bob, you could have told somebody.

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

My bad, we fixed.

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

No way...worst school fundraisers are any type of gala/auction where it’s “recommended” you attend. Guilted into spending tons of money while having to hang out with all the asshole parents of the asshole kids, and then pretending that you like the teachers and faculty. Ugh....

my boyfriend would like you to know that i took artistic liberties with my portrayal of him here

this pilot is talented! drawing a penis at what!? 7 or 800 mph? Im glad hes on our side!

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

Saw this on NHK last night before the GRAND SUMO highlights show. Wow!

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

I’ll take one in Martini please. Who do I make the check out to?

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

*Grabs popcorn to watch owners implode*

This is the purest desire I’ve ever felt in my life to see both sides lose.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020: