This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

I think we should be more worried about BIG FIG.

I didn’t know there were milk truthers.

My joke above was in reference to the often-baffling state of what constitutes a catch and what doesn’t in the modern iteration of the NFL rule book. I like to have a little fun with it sometimes.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

Using 146 hops, brewed on three days rest.

You don’t get credit for not making a horrible trade when you TRY to make a horrible trade and fail.

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

The Niners have won seven of their 39 games since firing Jim Harbaugh as head coach, including their last 10 games at home.

Murder-suicide...

We are still unsure what happened

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Oh, fuck. I didn’t even think about that angle.

You, sir, are a dick.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

That is a stretch.

Do you know a lot of 13-16 year olds with the confidence and self-assurance to do something like that? Don’t be dense.

Skip Bayless, hearing Maroney’s revelation about a nightmarish period in her life that will remain a horrific scar in her memories as long as she lives, pens a heartfelt Lebron tweet in response.

“Consider the consequences and don’t allegedly commit fraud in general, everyone, but really don’t allegedly commit fraud to go out on a race track and finish in the middle of the pack for a few races before you get caught.”