Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

This is dumb. +1

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

Yeah, it’s crazy that MVP winning quarterbacks get more press than Rookie running backs.

I’m not greedy. How about a small percentage of your contract? Or, we can pay by the hour. A few hundred an hour seems reasonable. Think of me like a lawyer, but more qualified and more important. You only need a lawyer when you do something wrong, but my services are helpful when you do something right as well.…

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Sad story but when ranking climbs, I still think the most famous climb involving a Kennedy was when Jackie climbed onto the back of the limo in Dallas back in ‘63.

Nice to see a Yankee shortstop finally getting the re2pect he deserves.

This is the correct joke. Well done.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

This is a good take.

Kendrick Perkins! Channing Frye! Richard Jefferson! Jose Calderon! Derrick Rose! Dwyane Wade! All your favorite players from 2011 and many other players from 2009 that you actually didn’t care for all that much but fuck it LeBron’s leaving and when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back please kill me

With overdrive. Or Roverdrive.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

If Kyrie has something to say, I think he needs to say it flat out.

Not a single thing excessive about this. If your team can’t behave in a civilized manner then you don’t get to complain when you are treated like a mob. Good for the 1 or 2 cops controlling the 30-40 people here.

I would estimate that fewer than a third of all the Risk games I have ever begun have made it as far as the part where people finish setting up their pieces and actually begin to make moves.