Who’d have thought this would be the Hill ESPN chose to die on

People really spend all their time posting things on a web site without any compensation? How pathetic.

Do fake heart attacks count as excuses?

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Ray Lewis is human garbage.

Evidently the Honduran Soccer Association is aware that games should be played in as hostile conditions as possible for the visiting team. Maybe they can inform someone at US Soccer about this.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

So they went on this Jeremiad against Ezekiel in order to throw The Book at him?

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

This is a good take (am I using that right? Kids these days with their Instachats and thirsty this and lit that, they can get off my lawn).

Related: Every movie gets one white person only.

Better idea:

Who keeps track of the day that someone else’s mother died?

do these guys get a paycheck or is everything under the table?

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

Here you go. To find this study, I took on the arduous task of clicking through to the only outside story linked in this one. It was indcredibly diffiult and you’re very lucky I was able to click through one whole hyperlink to bring you this info

Nora is awesome and lovely and I want a polar bear but I know it would grow up and eat me because polar bears are godless killing machines but I love her anyway.

Carroll initially attempted to downplay the incident, saying flying attacks are commonly overblown in the media.

Yes, because this is a website about CARS and this story highlights how she used her CAR and her MANUAL TRANSMISSION to escape.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…