Jimmy John’s sandwiches are the worst this side of Subway’s, and you can at least visit Subways without a bunch of ass-headed self-motivational posters yelling at you from off the walls. Jersey Mike’s for the win, baby!

You could say the driver was blindsided

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.

How Jozy didn’t American History X that guy after he flopped is beyond me. But the only thing I thought after seeing Jozy standing over him was, please stomp the life out of that guy

A titty twister is a time honored example of gamesmanship. Don’t lump it in with disgraceful actions like biting and nut punches. It belongs with other well and good tactics like wet willies and pantsing.

Meanwhile his brother Khris got drunk and sunburned to shit out on the lake today.

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

I’ve got a WRX and a healthy, 17 month little guy who says vroom when riding in daddy’s car.

Good for him. That’s all I’ve got. Everybody deserves a good day every once in a while.

That’s why Berryman asserts in the filing, which you can view below, that he could face similar “or worse” economic hardships or physical reprisal, if he has to turn over his communications.

Yup, sounds like a piece of shit.

That’s quite a sweeping statement about an entire ethnicity you just made. (I wish there was a word for it.)

a major mistake from probable World Cup number-one Brad Guzan

When I die, I hope my lawyers release a statement praising me for ratting on my criminal buddies.

I for one look forward to her Tweets about Jameis Winston making up the Holocaust.

i fully believe that miko grimes has killed more people than chris kyle

How was he bad at his job? Did you see how fucking far that dork went?!

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?