X-People.

I invented the goddamn thing

You and me both

Counterpoint: Ryan Reynolds is Canadian.

More people should learn to just ignore the things I do that they hate.

I’m dying.

For those of you who want to actually see it, and not peer at it through what appears to be the worst air-pollution-filled day in Delhi.

IM TRYING

You need to make money the old fashioned way. Marry into it.

Tig was the cockroach, the cockroach always survives.

yes.

Ikea carts were made for that - 4-wheel-casters. My kids like me to spin them when we make our way to the warehouse section.

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Meanwhile, in adult land...

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

A breaker bar is one of those things that I don’t cheap out on. Maybe it’s just a mental thing but I feel better knowing that the bar I’m putting that much torque through wasn’t the cheapest thing I could find.

And you can still get a V6 4x4 with a manual....theoretically. The problem is you can’t “order” one from the factory. I ran into this problem with a client looking for a ‘15 TRD with 3-pedals. No dealers had them and we figured...oh no prob just order it. Nope. Toyota’s policy is “we build it you buy it.” A dealer…

Their fans must be crushed

A friend of mine who is a Packers fan said “I’m intimately familiar with the body language of a QB who is completely disgusted by the rest of the offense failing him so completely.”

Moron ATV Rider Jousts With Car, Loses Horrifically