Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I’m sure he, and the $250M deal he just signed, is really disappointed to learn you feel that way.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Yeah, but what about Tom Cruise?

My wife always uses half the butter that recipes recommend. I resent her deeply for this and make up for it by doubling the butter when I cook for her. 

Ah, well. This article’s headline is certainly some type of prescient.

Found the guy fucking with Korey’s car.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

The guy has not even started playing for the Knicks yet, let’s hold off on any and all “worst nightmare” talk.

It’s kind of frustrating.

They’re just flying rats.

They're just pigeons. 

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

Exactly! I think it’d be good for the NBA to have a Malice in the Palace type brawl every few years to remind assholes like this guy that the people they’re heckling are PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES who can, and will, beat that ass if you step out of line  

Look, they’re working very hard to get these vehicles delivered. They’re working 24 hours a day. There’s a shortage of car carriers. They had to build a temporary factory. Porsche is also trying to save kids from a cave and send a rocket to the moon, so please give them a break or they’ll just smoke a J and take the…

A random comment on a blog will definitely arrest the organic evolution of the English language. Good work!

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.