No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

That article has no tags, so it’s less likely to come up in a search. I don’t read Oppositelock frequently. I first started working for Jalopnik in August of 2015, two months after it was published. I do not have an encyclopedic knowledge of every article ever published or shared to the front page.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

He’s had months to fix his problem and now he wants to be rescued. Again.

1) Take a nap 2) Examine your life because you’re extremely lame

His name? David Traski

...and after all that, he could still be required to join a substance abuse program.

Rodgers only wants his front office to be responsible. They probably knew how much Nelson would cost against the cap. But it wouldn’t hurt to discount double check.

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

He’s an insufferable twat (beside the point) but it’s also not his video. Do you expect Jalopnik to research whether or not every single car that gets posted on the site might have a Youtube channel attached to it?

This guy is insufferable. I hope he blows it up.

Disagree. This law is fantastic. It shouldn’t just be a pull over for faster traffic rule. OK is ahead of the curve on this one.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

If you post things for public consumption on the interwebs, don’t be surprised when other people look at those things...

Wiseau serious?

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Fan wakes up tied to a post in, well, the post. Just gets repeatedly dunked on by Westbrook over and over until he, the fan, breaks. Movie/30 for 30 script practically writes itself.