That's because the NSX is going to happen. Totally. Soon. Eventually. Probably. Maybe.

Hate the Chiefs. Hate Tennessee (his college team). Impossible to hate Eric Berry. Fuckin sucks.

Any Jeep Cherokee.

You're just a hater. When the Browns are in 1th place let's see you run your mouth then!

That's a crap load of vodka

Harper was disappointed that his hospital gown didn't have a collar he could pop for the photo.

actually its from 1936 with color added

That's what happens when a bar has lax security.

is the name of the knicks D-league team "The New York Knicks"?

Fiat took it. They're destroying Pre-Chrysler Vipers. First they made Chrysler crush the pre-productions, and now it's the early models. Mark my words, they won't rest until only the Italian Viper's left.

Oh please, watch me play the world's smallest violin.

Warthen's apology and Alderson's statement are nothing more than a mash-up of thoughtless PR responses; it's like they simply chose a little from column A and a little from column B.

The Chinaman is not the issue here. The Mets roster is.

You're right. We should all stop appreciating sunsets while we're at it, too. SEEN TOO MANY.

Well, she isn't wrong. These front office guys need to actually be upfront with the players rather than letting them find out through twitter. It's cowardly

Having fallen over without reason, Scooter will now be commonly referred to as Building 7.

It's bewildering to think that an actual conversation was had in which all of this was set up, and everyone involved was somehow convinced that the final product was a cool thing that needed to be posted on Instagram. Just, like, negative levels of self-awareness going on here.

+1 For the 25 year old AIDS joke

I didn't realize CC got traded to Philadelphia