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Lysol is the Man, Whitey!
Lysol
No kidding.
"It's official, all of human life has become a BuzzFeed post."
"Colin Kaepernick just wants an Arrogant Bastard Ale."
ABSQUATULATED
The 13-letter profanity, we assume, is "motherfucking." But if you have any other suggestions, please share.
The 2.4 V8 engine that gave Fernando Alonso's second and Sebastian Vettel's all four championship titles is about to…