Lysol
Lysol is the Man, Whitey!
Lysol

I love you Wes. Will you sign my comment wall?

I don’t think that’s ATGATT...but I’m going to allow it. Also, bonus points for the classic R1.

I was just annoyed for two reasons - 1) The comment to Sean along the lines of “why post this?” Well, Sean can write whatever, not everything is going to be to everyone’s liking. Sorry that Sean wrote a post you didn’t want to see; unless you have a legit complaint, just don’t comment. And 2) The concept that just

I’m so honored! I love everyone, but mostly Ryan Reynolds.

Cool

So is Wolverine, the baddest X-Men (X-Man?) of all time.

I love the mindset of people who feel the need to call out when they don’t like something on here. “I DON’T LIKE THIS THING WHY’D YOU WRITE IT!?” Christ.

I honestly don’t even know what that means. I get that he’s not really Deadpool, but he’s an interesting and hilarious dude who like motorcycles. He’s not pretending to be a biker SOA dude.

Ryan Reynolds is literally better than you in every conceivable way. He is more successful than you’ll ever be, he has more money that you’ll ever dream of having, his wife is a beautiful goddess the likes of which you’ll never come close to attaining, he is better looking than you, he’s probably taller than you, he’s

That’s not the M1, though it may be the R1M. :)

Fire that marketing department. All the action shots are sweet, all the tools with bad beards and glasses with robot voiceovers ruin everything. Also, that murdered out R1 looks great, sounds even better.

And what do we say to the god of death?

I don’t even know who that is...but I’m super excited for it.

This isn’t just a “news” blog, ya know.

Reached for comment after the session, Lil’ Rossi had this to say about Lil’ Marquez in the kart, “Although he never said it, he thinks that in Argentina I made him crash...since then he has been angry and thinking like a child. At this point, the lesser evil is for him is for Lil’ Lorenzo to win.”

Yes, please.

That my car “needs oil to lubricate itself properly” and that it “needs an air filter to keep dangerous particles out of the engine.” Yeah right. Why would my car need oil when it burns gas? And wouldn’t the air filter just block the flow of air into the engine, lessening power???

I have a deep love for the Panigale, the Superleggera and the Desmosedici...so the Scramblegale gets my vote! I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Did somebody say...wooood?

I mean, that’s their main competition, both in food style and price point, and they’re better. Not really sure your point.