The food is great, better than Taco Bell.

Dickhead Bikers Shut Down Capital Beltway For Stunts

“Is ‘Desmodromic Variable Timing’ Italian for ‘Push-rod V-Twin?’”

What’s really the market Ducati is going for here? Who do you think would buy this?

More bikes on the show, please!

Glad this one didn’t get banned. WINK.

That’s one word.

Tesla Model X(crement)

I distinctly remember its Motor Trend piece in 1999 when I was but a wee lad. Left a lasting impression and now occupies a soft spot in my heart. http://www.stangbangers.com/99_ShelbySP360…

I mean, yeah. It looks like a terrible aero kit, but supercharged 5.9L Magnum V8.

Two Words: Shelby. Durango.

Will be interesting to see how much they now let motorcycles factor into the show. He’s a big two-wheel fan; Aprilia even gave him the very first RSV Nera in the U.S. http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/first-aprilia-…

Dane Cook used to be good until it was super cool to hate Dane Cook. He is what he is. It’s OK to like Dane Cook. The internet isn’t going to come burn your house down for having that opinion.

“Hilary Duff is in the commercial, there’s two girls, they’re shopping, one girl says to the other, “Megan, do you like this shirt?” and then the other girl’s like, “I think it looks kinda gayyy.” Then Hilary Duff walks around the corner, she’s like, “You shouldn’t say that.” Oh, thank you, Hilary Duff. Sometimes when…

Modern ethanol-mixed gas only holds up for about a month before it starts to break down unless you put some fuel stabilizer in it, which wouldn’t be cheap for a full tanker. So, no, this guy couldn’t hold thousand of gallons of gasoline. It’d all go bad very quickly.

I’m confused. Morris already has 7 caps for the USMNT.

Dierks, Lady Antebellum dude and Vince Gill (WHO IS A GOD). Chris Young is a Josh Turner wannabe so he can burn.

I love Sabine women.

“You Can Ask The Bottle, But Don’t Ask Me.” New hit single from Tim McGraw.

Turtles All the Way Down, Life of Sin, Living the Dream, Long White Line (duh).