The only roundabout Americans can get behind.

Darth Vader says, "Roundabound."

Only 28!? I hope you die.

Troy always had excellent taste in vehicles.

I got this killer up inside of me! I can't talk to my mother so I talk to my diary!

"Who's in control of that bucket?"

Unless it was on Tuesday. Then 65 or older cars would get in free.

Wayne Jarvis, attorney at law. I have a responsibility to tell you that a half tank of gas does *not* cost $2 billion.

Given the 100% reliability of electronic devices, I can see no way this will backfire.

Squid.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

The Lamborghini Murcielago R-GT. Just listen to that pure sex.

Always hating on the white man.

The Blue Man Group might call and I do deserve a fancy phone! (They won't and he doesn't)

"I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands."

My #COTDnominations is no laughing matter.

Django did it, so can you!

Fucking 5, two of which was my fault.