I fucking fell for it. I'm such a noob.

If by good you mean intentionally grainy and nauseating.

Detroit citizens don't drive Chryslers, they're broke.

It was totally meant.

You misspelled "Posh" in the headline.

Is having sex with a Lamborghini considered bestiality, or am I in the clear?

"This is not an option. If you don't smoke this, we have a problem!"

If the city of Tulsa actually had a decent infrastructure, I wouldn't mind riding my road bike (bicycle, not motor bike) the full 20 miles to work everyday. Too bad it's absurdly dangerous since Tulsans don't look for anything smaller than an F-150 and there are absolutely no bike lines.

I watched about 1:30 of that first video and can't take it anymore. What a smug, self-righteous hippie. "I'm not driving, I'm traveling," "Can you prove to me why I should show you my license?" "God's peace to you, my good sir." Police brutality, engage.

In the words of Mystikal: "SHO that ass, but watch yourself."

My V8 just did a little jig.

Black Gallagher, bitch! That Leprechan's on acid!

If by "works," you mean the officer already has their plate number and knows where they live, then yes. It worked real well.

Looks like she's going to be "all right."

Is that Thierry Henry?

I'm talking more about the "We're in this together, let's buy American to save our economy and pull Detroit up by its bootstraps" as opposed to the usual "You're an American male so you better buy a Ford Super Duty with 800 lb-ft of torque, pussy."

Was watching the Super Bowl last night with what some people might refer to as "Auto n00bz." Everyone in the room about busted a night for Chrysler's "Imported From Detroit" commercial, which despite what Ray says, was a total shit sandwich for a few reasons. 1) The Chrysler 200 is a bland piece of crap driven by…

Was watching the Super Bowl last night with what some people might refer to as "Auto n00bz." Everyone in the room about busted a night for Chrysler's "Imported From Detroit" commercial, which despite what Ray says, was a total shit sandwich for a few reasons. 1) The Chrysler 200 is a bland piece of crap driven by…

Was watching the Super Bowl last night with what some people might refer to as "Auto n00bz." Everyone in the room about busted a night for Chrysler's "Imported From Detroit" commercial, which despite what Ray says, was a total shit sandwich for a few reasons. 1) The Chrysler 200 is a bland piece of crap driven by…