@Dab O' Swine: As I rained blows up him...

@orsoscroot: The one in the video doesn't have that black accents by the door.

Judging by the amount of white cars, I'm going to go with Jermaine Dupri.

How many toes does she have?

@B-Sel; Curmudgeon in training: Haha, I love this. If I had comment-approval powers, I would approve the shit out of this.

@lilwillie: Whatever floats their boat.

Hate hate hate hate hate.

@BrtStlnd: Just think, this image used to make all women moist.

Looks like Burt Reynolds misjudged a gap...

I have a buddy in the Marine Corps who recently spent about 6 months in Thailand. He's told me stories about things Thai hookers could do with their female bits that I didn't even think were humanly possible. In his words, "Southeast Asia will grow a man up real quick."

@Gizmark: I have my own office, so I basically listen, watch and read whatever I feel like. Still, apologies.

Gotta respect the effort!

I only have 8 co-workers, and 2 of them drive beaked-out Acuras (09 TSX and an 08 MDX). Our parking lot looks like the dumpster of an abortion clinic.

@Jones Foyer: Some of the younger teens walk around with JxCxHxCx written all over their clothes, which means Jesus Christ is Hard Core, replacing all the periods with little Xs, between the letter X is too legit.

@SpikeJnz - Arbiter of Awesome: All the references to the Jewish culture are hilarious. Aleichem shalom.

A 4-door Wrangler? GTFO.

@BrtStlnd: I'm already making plans to get tanked when we go over to my parent's house on Christmas Eve...at 9 in the morning.

And when everyone's super...no one will be.

@SpikeJnz - Arbiter of Awesome: Crank That Kosha Boy

@SpikeJnz - Arbiter of Awesome: I'm just guessing. She just turned a year old, so we didn't have her for Christmas last year. Hanukkah Bush, Christmas tree, yule log...she'd destroy them all.