@SpikeJnz - Arbiter of Awesome: Haha, that's amazing. The wife and I scrooged out this year and put up no lights, tree, stockings or anything resembling a Christmas decoration. I blame our dog, who would surely pull down the tree and eat the ornaments.

@SpikeJnz - Arbiter of Awesome: That made me think of this awesome scene.

@SpikeJnz - Arbiter of Awesome: Too bad Hanukkah already ended.

@Tiberiusẅisë: I love it. Maybe Newton, John Calvin and Jacob Arminius are having a party in heaven, right now.

@Xander Crews: I personally recommend dousing your eyes with acid, but you can go with something much more abrasive.

@ReverendDexter: We can go with XPMas, though Microsoft might not appreciate that.

@Xander Crews: If you don't watch the whole thing, I'll be deeply offended.

@BrtStlnd: I was just taking the piss, as the Brits say.

@Xander Crews: I hope you're not making a reference to the Jonas Brothers.

@87CE 95PV Type Я says you can wish me Merry Christmas: Merry Christmas to you, 87ce 95pv Type R(backwards) says you can wish me Merry Christmas

@Xander Crews: Jalopnik made the unfortunate mistake of letting me to create a profile, thus allowing me to comment on all the posts. I blame Ray.

Last time I checked, it's CHRISTmas you Jesus-hating bastard.

I'm all for retro/nostalgia, but gimme a break. Ford did it with the Mustang, Chevy/GM with the Camaro, GTO and HHR, and Chrysler has already done it with the Challenger and Charger. Retro has been done and is played out.

@philibuster:

@Spiegel Hemmingway: Tell that to Jared Allen when he's raping you, all the while making complete, unbroken eye contact and talking about Brett Favre.

@Spiegel Hemmingway: Or you could go straight Beast Mode and spear it from a tree. Watch and learn from #69

@Spiegel Hemmingway: Just because you get a permit doesn't necessarily mean you actually kill one, it just means you can legally kill one. You still have to hunt it.

@andystep12: You're too kind. Don't think it really, deserves COTD though. Was too easy of an observation. With that said, I do love the photo.

No white Christmas with no (no) snow (snow), SNOOOOOWWW!!!

The owner was simply trying to prevent his 599 from catching on fire. It's in the owner's manual.