'Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, you're BUS is on Fiiireeee."
'Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, you're BUS is on Fiiireeee."
@stephdumas: That wagon is pure sex.
@Dab O' Swine: I envy your soul.
It's an honor and a privilege to bring the joy of watching an FXX being hooned to my Jalopnik brethren.
@ruthless013: If I could approve this comment, I would.
@powermatic: That dude's man card is revoked.
Lovingly referred to as "The Space Ship" by my date, my parents' 1994 Chevy Lumina was where all the magic happened. And by magic, I mean we went out to eat and held hands. Legit.
@Spiegel, Jamaican bobsledder: Deal.
@Spiegel, Jamaican bobsledder: The Ford Durango and Dodge Durango (pre-2004) disagree.
I think PETA would shit a brick if there was car painted in this skin today.
"Powerchip, Australian for Cunts."
The Chinese also think Pabst Blue Ribbon is a luxury beer. It costs $44/bottle. I can't tell if the Chinese are merely being ironic or really like it.
@OMGItsWeasel: Last week I was home from work sick and my mom brought me a spicy chicken sandwich, waffle fries and an oreo shake. BTW, I'm in my late 20's and married.
I'd rather be shot in the back 4 times than drive this thing...
Here's my fail-proof plan:
From the OC Register article:
Terrible Pun Alert: He must've been Russian home to beat the traffic. I kid, I kid...
Russia, you're doing it right.
In related news, I spent over $80k in tuition for 4 years at a private university. I could have bought many Chevy Cruzes at that point, but I did learn how to spell the word "Cruise" correctly, so I think I came out ahead.