$225k! That's like 2 Teslas! Wait...um...

@Justin Hyde: My response.

@Yosemite Spieg: If I were truly fishing for a star, I would just try to rip your commenting style, guaranteeing me some COTDs and subsequently, star power. Maybe something along the lines of:

I think I speak for everyone (and by everyone, I mean me) when I say that no one fucking cares. I have no personal information on my Gawker profile, no credit card account information, no social security information; nothing. They could hack my account everyday and at worst it would be an inconvenience.

@nosirrahg: To be fair, Tulsa kept that car underground.

@I.Heart-Click.Cars.: The same reasons that Brett listed above. Basically, it's cliche and played out. The recent Cadillac CTS commercial was the most recent offense.

Jalopnikers, today is the day that I come out of the closet, and I feel like you should be the first to know.

Pussies.

@OA 5599: Got me all hot and bothered.

"Hot Pink, Dry Roasted"

"Look, officer, I was simply trying to illegally street race my pickup truck...yes, it was a truck, why is that so funny? Anyway, as I was saying, I was simply trying to illegally street race my pickup truck by accelerating rapidly and significantly breaking the speed limit in a busy part of a large metropolitan area…

I've been deep sea fishing twice, and both times I got sick in seas 1,000x calmer than these. I would basically be living in my bathroom in this instance. Not fun.

"Skills:

@Arthritis_Guy: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic...

@makopolo: Your coworker apparently thinks they need to make last-minute donut runs for the boss man.

Honestly, no one is ever impressed that you can push your pedal down as hard as you can. A fucking five year old who can barely see over the steering wheel can accomplish as much.

@BrtStlnd: Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.

"You couldn't hear a dump truck, driving through a nitroglycerin plant!"

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Man, what an awesome list of cars. It probably helped that a Japanese company did the animation. Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans, Datsuns, Land Rovers...just amazing.

Optimus "Fucking" Prime. If anyone disagrees, I will stab you in the jaw.