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Ferrera and Rutledge are both awful. Tanner is actually the best host, both in terms of driving capability and overall presentation skills.

@BROfessor Spiegel X: If he's anything like his movies, every other word out of his mouth would be "NOS" or "bro."

This looks like something those cock fags over in Pi Kappa Phi would drive. Alpha Sigma Phi for life, bro!

@Brownstar: Brownstar? You mean chocolate starfish?

Looks like the Ev-bro was at the end of its brope. Maybe next time, those Puerto Ric-bros should learn how to properly dyn-bro a car. Oh, and bro.

How is a bro supposed to get a deez BJ from some slam piece while some tool watches you ride the express train to Pound Town?

Bros drive the "Pound Town Express" all the way to Pound Town!

That looks like the vehicle that Cinderalla was date raped in after her pumpkin carriage dropped her off at the ball.

@tempesjo: My feeble mind fails me. I was under the impression he was calling the whole "carried in a coffin even though he was cremated" situation ironic, but I do see how the whole "being carried in a digging machine that could be used to dig your grave but won't have to because you've been cremated" situation is

@Optixtruf: The same reason all good men get married: Sex

@CHINO52405: Nope, never. Where can I find them? Can I come to your garage?

I sure hope all the fat rednecks in the video aren't the "Florida tuning firm." If so, then that explains a lot.

@SpikeJnz - Moar Awesome!: I showed that clip to my wife last night and she didn't even find it funny. I was dying.

@grzydj: And all Canadians by extension.

Ironically, the word "ironically" is used incorrectly in the article. Matty, I still love you.

"There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male Silicon Valley technology douche uses an electric vehicle, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralization, a first assumption of responsibility."