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Russ: Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our car!

@Dab O' Swine: When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are (unless you're Spiegel). Anything your heart (click) desires will come to you.

@RadioFlyer Rides Again: I had actually completely forgotten about that skit until watching the diesel video. It popped in my head instantly.

Garth Brooks: What kind of engine is that?

@xequar: He was using them as barter for the Detroit prostitutes.

Already used this image once today, but oh well...

Maybach Zeppelin.

That was, cooolldd blooooodeedddd.

My car, of course: 2004 Grand Cherokee Limited. Comfortable, not bad-looking, big enough engine (4.7 HO) to not make me feel like a wuss and enough 4x4 capability to get me through the winter snow storms.

Vroom vroom

@BrtStlnd: Not even a NASCAR fan and the name's from the Chappelle's Show "Mad Real World" skit.

This immediately came to mind.

Nobody gave a crap about Edwards doing a back flip. Jimmy Johnson was hooning the shit out of the #48 a mere 20 yards away at the same time, which is why there's so much smoke in the picture.