@ReverendDexter: We can go with XPMas, though Microsoft might not appreciate that.

@Xander Crews: If you don't watch the whole thing, I'll be deeply offended.

@BrtStlnd: I was just taking the piss, as the Brits say.

@Xander Crews: I hope you're not making a reference to the Jonas Brothers.

@87CE 95PV Type Я says you can wish me Merry Christmas: Merry Christmas to you, 87ce 95pv Type R(backwards) says you can wish me Merry Christmas

@Xander Crews: Jalopnik made the unfortunate mistake of letting me to create a profile, thus allowing me to comment on all the posts. I blame Ray.

Last time I checked, it's CHRISTmas you Jesus-hating bastard.

I'm all for retro/nostalgia, but gimme a break. Ford did it with the Mustang, Chevy/GM with the Camaro, GTO and HHR, and Chrysler has already done it with the Challenger and Charger. Retro has been done and is played out.

@philibuster:

@Spiegel Hemmingway: Tell that to Jared Allen when he's raping you, all the while making complete, unbroken eye contact and talking about Brett Favre.

@Spiegel Hemmingway: Or you could go straight Beast Mode and spear it from a tree. Watch and learn from #69

@Spiegel Hemmingway: Just because you get a permit doesn't necessarily mean you actually kill one, it just means you can legally kill one. You still have to hunt it.

@andystep12: You're too kind. Don't think it really, deserves COTD though. Was too easy of an observation. With that said, I do love the photo.

No white Christmas with no (no) snow (snow), SNOOOOOWWW!!!

The owner was simply trying to prevent his 599 from catching on fire. It's in the owner's manual.

'Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, you're BUS is on Fiiireeee."

@stephdumas: That wagon is pure sex.

@Dab O' Swine: I envy your soul.

It's an honor and a privilege to bring the joy of watching an FXX being hooned to my Jalopnik brethren.

@ruthless013: If I could approve this comment, I would.