@I.Heart-Click.Cars.: The same reasons that Brett listed above. Basically, it's cliche and played out. The recent Cadillac CTS commercial was the most recent offense.

Jalopnikers, today is the day that I come out of the closet, and I feel like you should be the first to know.

Pussies.

@OA 5599: Got me all hot and bothered.

"Hot Pink, Dry Roasted"

"Look, officer, I was simply trying to illegally street race my pickup truck...yes, it was a truck, why is that so funny? Anyway, as I was saying, I was simply trying to illegally street race my pickup truck by accelerating rapidly and significantly breaking the speed limit in a busy part of a large metropolitan area…

I've been deep sea fishing twice, and both times I got sick in seas 1,000x calmer than these. I would basically be living in my bathroom in this instance. Not fun.

"Skills:

@Arthritis_Guy: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic...

@makopolo: Your coworker apparently thinks they need to make last-minute donut runs for the boss man.

Honestly, no one is ever impressed that you can push your pedal down as hard as you can. A fucking five year old who can barely see over the steering wheel can accomplish as much.

@BrtStlnd: Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.

"You couldn't hear a dump truck, driving through a nitroglycerin plant!"

@Tossed Pissed Mazda3hatch sideways: Man, what an awesome list of cars. It probably helped that a Japanese company did the animation. Hondas, Toyotas, Nissans, Datsuns, Land Rovers...just amazing.

Optimus "Fucking" Prime. If anyone disagrees, I will stab you in the jaw.

Ferrera and Rutledge are both awful. Tanner is actually the best host, both in terms of driving capability and overall presentation skills.

@BROfessor Spiegel X: If he's anything like his movies, every other word out of his mouth would be "NOS" or "bro."

This looks like something those cock fags over in Pi Kappa Phi would drive. Alpha Sigma Phi for life, bro!

@Brownstar: Brownstar? You mean chocolate starfish?

Looks like the Ev-bro was at the end of its brope. Maybe next time, those Puerto Ric-bros should learn how to properly dyn-bro a car. Oh, and bro.