How is a bro supposed to get a deez BJ from some slam piece while some tool watches you ride the express train to Pound Town?

Bros drive the "Pound Town Express" all the way to Pound Town!

@BROfessor Spiegel X: I incest you quit making such jokes.

That looks like the vehicle that Cinderalla was date raped in after her pumpkin carriage dropped her off at the ball.

@SpikeJnz - Moar Awesome!: Me-sa so sorry.

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: Cool, glad we see eye-to-eye. What a nice comment.

@tempesjo: My feeble mind fails me. I was under the impression he was calling the whole "carried in a coffin even though he was cremated" situation ironic, but I do see how the whole "being carried in a digging machine that could be used to dig your grave but won't have to because you've been cremated" situation is…

@Optixtruf: The same reason all good men get married: Sex

@Pope Spiegelio LXIX: Cocaine flame in my bloodstream...

@CHINO52405: Nope, never. Where can I find them? Can I come to your garage?

I sure hope all the fat rednecks in the video aren't the "Florida tuning firm." If so, then that explains a lot.

@SpikeJnz - Moar Awesome!: I showed that clip to my wife last night and she didn't even find it funny. I was dying.

@grzydj: And all Canadians by extension.

Ironically, the word "ironically" is used incorrectly in the article. Matty, I still love you.

"There may be a basis in the case of some individuals, as perhaps when a male Silicon Valley technology douche uses an electric vehicle, where this can be a first step in the direction of a moralization, a first assumption of responsibility."

Russ: Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our car!

@Novaload:

@Dab O' Swine: When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are (unless you're Spiegel). Anything your heart (click) desires will come to you.

@RadioFlyer Rides Again: I had actually completely forgotten about that skit until watching the diesel video. It popped in my head instantly.

@RadioFlyer Rides Again: [www.break.com]