"Now I've been called a lot of things, mister. But I've never been called "swarthy." If I knew what in the hell that meant, I might be inclined to take offense. If you had said chiseler, now that's a word I understand. Is that what you're calling us?"

Mono means "one," and rail means "rail."

I saw one the other day that read:

"I have been struggling today with grip."

"From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you! "

"Ooh, and I burn

@Youthful_Buick_Aficionado: You're right, but that furthers my point. Both the Traverse and Equinox share major styling cues with the Acadia. And the HHR is still ugly.

I didn't realize all the Jalopnik commenters below moonlighted as professional energy analysts, and were therefore qualified to offer any sort of opinion on Peter Beutel's statement. You learn something new everyday.

Dan. The jig is up. We finally all figured out that a GMC Sierra, GMC Yukon, GMC Canyon and GMC Acadia are the SAME EXACT vehicles as the Chevy Silverado, Tahoe, Colorado and Equinox. You can stop at any time. Also, the HHR is ugly. That is all.

The real question is, when are we going to stop calling them "French cuffs" and start calling them "Freedom cuffs?"

I cannot put into words how much I hate Danica Patrick. From her shitty racing career (one win in 6 years) to her quasi-sluttiness (seriously, noodz or GTFO), her entire being is a tribute to mediocrity.

Hated it!

Hader might try to come off as a city slicker, but he grew up in Tulsa, OK, and he's still a Okie at heart. Since we all know that people in the midwest drive obese vehicles, I have him pegged for this blue oval.

MOAR SPEAD!!!

Enjoy the ride while it lasts. One minute, you're COTD and everyone wants a piece of your ass. The next minute, you're in some back alley giving HJs so someone on Jalopnik will notice your contributions. Trust me on this one - Jalopnik Fame: It's a Mother Fucker.

@Novaload: You should have held onto that. When the world's economy crumbles and The Reign of The Beast begins, pimp cups may be our only form of currency.

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Not classy. (Image upload of Jim Halpert face-palming in a tuxedo won't embed or upload. Just, you know, imagine it in your head)

I'm printing off all these comments and framing them for when life gets to real. My wife is going to be confused.

I've been waiting all day for an appealing article on which to comment; this is not that article. However, my patience has run out and my fingers are getting restless. I have nothing witty to say; I have no insightful analysis I would like to contribute. Sometimes you just need a release, like when I'm home alone at…