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That's what happens when you don't check the inline specs on the rotary girder...

Opulence,

How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard?

Why did you turn!?!?

So, R2 for acceleration?

At least it didn't catch on fire...yet.

Only Dale and Jimmy's cars will fulfill the redneck stereotype. Juan Pablo's, on the other hand, will either be Rico Suave or Cheech Marion.

@alexander_the_car_salamander: Thanks for pointing that out. I was getting ready to go do a cross-country cruise on this thing. Had no idea this bike wasn't meant for long commutes.

When I was a junior in high school, I had an '85 mustang GT. Unfortunately, the automatic transmission started acting up; it would slip coming out of overdrive and have a hard time engaging overdrive again. Me and the old man then did a tranny rebuild ourselves (the homemade tranny jack, which consisted of a 5 ton

@KAR120C: That's OK. I understand. Apple products are practically standard issued by Gavin Newsom.

@Mad_Science: I do know what a CPU is, actually. It's origin is not in the Bay Area. IBM is an NY-based company and Microsoft is WA-based.