Just wait until they find out about Seal Team Six

Now if we can just get the teenage boys to turn off their mics our victory will be complete!
but seriously boy girl lizard whatever I dont want to hear any of you. I dont know about the rest of the people here but I use my mic when I have to and I despise every second I spend listening to others speak, video game chat…

“...and demanded that all women who had ever had an abortion be immediately impregnated to make up for it were he elected President..”

I don’t know — you now how people have different categories of friend? Like I have my friends I go to baseball games with, and my friends I play trivia with, and my friends I see movies with.

Obbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbviously.

I heard that in Cheryl’s voice.

DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When I turn 80, I’m going to dye my hair a different color every week and walk my cats on a leash. I will cuss like a sailor, get a fly as fuck tattoo on my chest, and wear low cut shirts so that everyone can see it. I want to be The Little Old Lady From Pasadena.

ugh you’re probably right :(

Dear Justice Ginsburg, Thank YOU for your artistry and caring. You’ve made this great country a vastly greater place. Sincerely, Everyone

those are some pretty good butts tho

Every time, these pictures appear in my feed, I fall into the trap of reading the comments:

My “All Female, One Male” vault nearly went to Hell when we were unable to cure Stacy of her “Hulkamania”, thankfully those girls were unbreakable and continue to push forward, I’m flirting with letting the boys we send off into the wild each get a night in the vault if they bring back something good but I don’t want…

YOU ARE DOING THE LORD’S WORK

Unless you want to burn some bridges with people you might be connecting yourself to long-term, I’d suggest the “kill them with kindness” approach, even if your S.O. doesn’t currently care about his family’s opinion of you. Victory can be so much sweeter that way.

Who are these women who side with men on every.single.damn.thing? Who are these women who refuse to believe that gender wage gap is real? Who are these women that think they “don’t need feminism” because women in other countries have it worse (so we should just stop trying, I guess)? I simply don’t understand this…

White female commentator here. SING IT.

This is too long, but I have Thoughts. (I’m in the greys though, so no one will see this anyway).

Yeah but full price for it here is STILL $1.99!! I loooove the Arm & Hammer for my super sweaty self (anxiety issues) and I will never ever go back to anything else.

Yeah but full price for it here is STILL $1.99!! I loooove the Arm & Hammer for my super sweaty self (anxiety…