My husband does this with our cat, and it’s every bit as good as you think.

Needs more “cuck” and “-tard,” but you’re definitely on the right track!

I regret that I have only one star to give.

There’s some talk regarding ratings so that, instead of turning off your TV, turn it to Animal Planet or Cartoon Network or something. Anything but the Inauguration. I don’t know if it’s legit or not, as I don’t care enough about TV ratings, but it seems to check out with at least some folks.

I was surprised at how not-unpleasant the cold water was, too. Especially when you think it’s gonna suck.. It’s not bad, and a little refreshing. This thing is pretty great! Pro-tip, though. Definitely get a flexible hose to connect it to your toilet before you start the installation. You may need it.

I was surprised at how not-unpleasant the cold water was, too. Especially when you think it’s gonna suck.. It’s not…

Well, there’s always Killz as a primer. Then you can use whatever paint over that that you like.

Yeah, this reminds me of Patton Oswalt’s take on talking “filthy” in a completely G-rated way. It comes out about 900% more creepy.

Right? We should probably go back to doing our nails and worrying about our weight.

You missed something something “friend zone.”

I’ve been using Qapital for several months now. I tried to use Digit, but for some reason it just never managed to connect successfully to my bank.

For real. I feel like a monster every time I’m petting the cat and I shock his ears or his nose. I’ve been running the humidifier night and day and it’s helping a little, but not enough.

Looks like these may already be sold out again. There’s a not-in-stock message on the page now.

Looks like these may already be sold out again. There’s a not-in-stock message on the page now.

Next time try my old favorite, “A saddlebag with eyes.”

Yeah, my old Yamaha has shaft drive and I need to get off my ass and get it running.

Kerosene is what a lot of the “special” chain degreasers are made of, so it should be fine. Again, it’s going to depend on how your chain is built. Most modern bikes (last 10 years or so) should have no trouble with it, but check your service manual.

For chains, skip the messy lube and try some chain wax instead. It dries to a much less tacky surface, so you’re not picking up every speck of crap on the road when you ride.

I picked up one of these last year and they’re awesome! We end up putting a towel down on the side by the door where the dog hops in to protect from claws and mud, but it’s a real help with the hair and mud and water.

I picked up one of these last year and they’re awesome! We end up putting a towel down on the side by the door where…

Not circus music, but “Springtime for Hitler,” actually. Weird, huh?

Eh, it’s more like lipliner on a pig, but I feel you.

Find out what she’s terrified of. Is it that she thinks you’re going to get yourself killed? Is it that she doesn’t want to be a passenger? Little of both? That should help.