You know, I think it’s LONG overdue that we’ve had a talk about emergency baked goods... Not enough focus, or importance is placed on this topic.

What he said:

I wish Stacy Dash wasn’t in this movie because I hate to rent it thinking I’m giving her any royalties. I also wonder all the time how they convince Wallace Shawn--was he like, hmmm I guess I do need a palate cleanser from Vanya on 42nd Street? 

“One past princess has kept her bust in the freezer for more than 50 years.”

Had an old Ford Econoline with a bunch a beanbags in the back, for when you had more than just somebody riding shotgun

“The U.S. Postal Service would like to warn people that only authorized U.S. Postal Service delivery personnel are allowed to place items in a mailbox. By law, a mailbox is intended only for receipt of postage-paid U.S. Mail.”

I don’t want to hear anybody say that this is an accident. I’m sick of the excuse of stupidity or ignorance to be used to defend this administration’s actions (“Trump’s too stupid to know it is a Nazi symbol, yada yada yada). Even if say Trump really didn’t know, he is not operating alone in the White House. He has…

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

“As I told Mr. McCray, if I were faced with similar circumstances, I would have probably done the same thing,” the Sheriff said in a statement. “I have apologized to Mr. McCray, and I appreciate his patience as I have worked through these matters.”

I can’t believe she went to calling her a “bitch”. Doesn’t matter whom you’re talking to or how difficult they’re being, that’s grounds for termination. I’m dumbfounded they even need to review this, it’s on tape!  I’ll just leave this here, because I needed a good laugh today:

This is the last straw.

I’ve spent a few evenings watching a white journalist reporting from Portland, OR, saw him teargassed a few times but it never had me worried for his safety. Last night I saw Michael Harriot’s tweet that he’d been arrested, and I was more worried about a stranger than I’ve ever been. It was a relief to see…

“But it only takes a few minutes to chop up a whole bunch of vegetables! You only have a one hour commute so you’re not getting home that late! You can’t afford to be eating pre-cut up vegetables! Be smarter!”

You’d hope she’d reap the whirlwind but I don’t know if the NY Ladies Who Lunch circle are doing the performative woke thing lately or would Trump-ily rally around some accented preferable foreigner. I mean, she was in full rich bitch regalia: straw hat (preserving fish belly paleness), stringy blonde hair (seriously,…

Racists can’t seem to love green more than they hate black.

On top of the world virus-ing out and my country burning down around me, I have a co-worker spreading lies about me (the kind of which can result in my being investigated by HR), am scheduled to have surgery this week, might get the surgery postponed if the riots don’t stop, and am miserable from pain because I can’t…

#4- He’s on a nice farm upstate, where he can run free with the other Spectrum Children.

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

My worst roommate ate through ALL my food (literally everything, including condiments, leftovers, food my parents made for me for my birthday, etc) and replacing a few select things only when confronted. She would get drunk with her coworkers and be carried into the apt projectile vomiting and I would put her in…