I love her hair. So jealous.

Not everyone likes being covered in sparkles upon exiting the tub.

There’s a book that talks about using a cold shower treatment to help speed up and enhance your metabolism. However, after further study, they found that it doesn’t work on women, only men.

I think my biggest piece of advice is don’t treat roads like racetracks. I get it, I really do. Curves are so damn fun to ride. But when you’re going twice the speed limit on a curvy road with nearly every corner blind, you are going to either a.) kill/maim yourself, b.) kill/maim someone else, or c.) scare the hell…

This is wonderful!

The line, “To keep a woman in line, you gotta beat ‘em like a rug sometimes,” followed by laughter, is chilling.

Just chiming in to say that your art and animation skillz are top-notch, and I hope you keep doing these, because they’re beautiful.

This is why you have your Amazon stuff delivered to your work address!

We moved in with my parents about 4 years ago, in order to help them with finances and just doing things around the house.

I’m from the other Portland, and we’re deep in tourist (and transient crustpunk) season as well. I feel for you, Sister City. God, how I feel for you.

I wear a jacket, boots (or riding shoes in the summer, but motorcycle riding shoes), overpants, a helmet, and gloves. My hands are my whole life, so I wear ECE-rated gloves.

Only the best movie ever, UHF.

Been there, it’s going to be OK.

Most insurance covers Licensed Social Workers (LSWs), and they are generally excellent therapists. It’s also usually cheaper than a psycho/psychiatrist, and they are all over, so it’s likely one is close by to you.

I started on a Ninja 300, and it’s been awesome. It’s really fun to throw around corners, it works great when I commute, and it’s not too heavy to get back up if it falls over (which hasn’t happened much).

As someone who rescued two incredibly broken dogs and regretted it, I am 100% with you on your decision. I know how hard it was/is, but you both did the right thing. And I’m glad your relationship weathered it and improved because of it. That’s the kind of thing a lot of people don’t have before they get married —…

It’s true - even now, later in life when a medical condition means I’ll probably never have kids, I don’t regret having done it at all. I was not ready, did not have a good support system, and would not (and shit, let’s be honest, probably still wouldn’t) have been a good parent.

Truth!

The key for curly hair is moisture, moisture, and more moisture.

As a former landlord (I will never do it again), also: