Nah! Pachinko machines are super fun! They’re kind of like a vertical pinball machine, just with teeny little balls. The object is to use the paddle/flipper to shoot your ball into the little target areas. It’s hard, and pretty fun.

And he loves his mother!

Mr. Torgue agrees!

This is hilarious, because I never learned to braid until I went to elementary school, and one of the black girls at my school taught me how to make those teeny little braids. I went hog wild braiding every single thing I could get my hands on.

Possibly someone has recommended this, but if you can get the hair wet and just slather it with a good, light conditioner, that tangle/mat ought to come right out.

This works like magic if you’re on a motorcycle, too. Just weave within your lane a bit, and suddenly that buttpipe in back of you has backed way off.

Ugh, this is my nightly commute.

Yes, yes, a thousand times this!

Yeah, I agree with this a lot. When I got my motorcycle endorsement, I had to pay $200 and take a 3-day class.

Here are some wisdoms from my dad. If you can find old (more than 30 years old) planes, you will likely find a significantly better quality plane. He found a lot of his at old estate sales.

I am all for this. It’s especially frustrating when I’m on a motorcycle, because flashing my ‘beams does sweet fuckall in most cases (and I have a very bright headlight).

My gut tells me it’s more likely our (overall) bad diet. We eat a lot more sugars, starches, etc. than we did in the past, and this is an insulin-resistance issue, so I think that’s why we see it so much more now.

Dear People of Mexico:

What I find interesting about this is the number of Scientologists on the list. They are notoriously anti-psychiatry/psychology, and one person was mentioned saying that if the government can force us to vaccinate, then they will also force us to take behavioral medications, as well. Because slippery slope, that’s why.

We had a dog that got violently carsick. Keeping some Ziploc-style bags in your glove box (or elsewhere in the car) is always a good idea. He threw up while in the car so often that he just started putting his face into the bag when we held it out.

That is golden!

When I was a lot younger, maybe in my early 20s, my doctor said, “Well, you probably don’t have PCOS because you don’t have a lot of hair on your thighs.”

I’m not seeing a negative here.

Wouldn’t it be fun if, instead of un-friend, it’s like a big red button that’s labeled “Tase Their Genitals?” I’d be all over that button.

Locally we have a place (in Washington State) that sells fireworks. The really good stuff. They’re called the Ill Eagle Fireworks store.