It’s not Tesla. Therefore it’s all garbage.

“But wait we need to know what Ned in Clusterfuck, Nebraska thinks about this. We should also talk to Barney & Zeke in Dipshit, Iowa to get their opinion”

Maybe, but Tesla has achieved true automotive douche-baggery in record time with easily the highest percentage of shitbag owners of any marque. I honestly thought Charger/300 and Altima/Maxima driver’s achievements would never be surpassed,but here we are.  The dude at work who rolls a 100D also has some stupid Road…

Prior to 2018, Senegal has been to one World Cup...ever. Besides Koulibaly and Mane, they are unfamiliar to basically everyone. Don’t be a shitty snob.

This cars biggest issue is that it is a Buick. Not ready for that stage in my life yet.

It is my understanding that Japanese people are brought up with a proper respect for the property of others and the government, something plenty of westerns are lacking.
I see a lot of vandalism and no one cares because it’s either not theirs or government owned and it saddens me because they still wasted the time and…

I’m not good with episode titles, but I did not see the one where they spend the summer at Flanders’ beach house and Lisa makes new friends. That’s a great one.

another review, from one of my teenagers:

As long as all of the punches were thrown underhand, no rules were broken.

Ha! I’m not left-handed!

Ran after that thing like he was eluding insider trading charges.

Actress and professional cosplayer. Read: Attention whore. And what better for that then a good victim-narrative?

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Pottie died on the way back to his home planet.

I must go, my poople need me.

I like how a lot of people got Jamie’s back here just because they like him. Let some despised mother fucker catch this exact same type of news story and it’s PUT HIM UNDER THE JAIL! Love me some hypocrisy

Wow! I bet you don’t care about white people having slaves either.

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

so far, i have contented myself with the inherent joy that is leaping onto folding tables.

i’m a bills fan, so...