Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

Wait, so Tesla fanboys complain about how Tesla accidents get unfair news coverage. Then when a BMW does get coverage for an accident that is probably just the driver’s fault, they make a straw man argument saying that the headline would have been even worse for a Tesla? Goalposts keep moving huh?

Talk about “scissor me timbers!”

Helmet to helmet contact.

Speed Scissoring

They wouldn’t have done so many of those sorts of commercials for so long if it didn’t work. Jason Alexander sold a ton of McDLTs.

Did the CEO of BMW in 1974 have a cult of personality that worshipped everything he said?

“Elon Musk calls for investigation into highway construction methods resulting in too much noise”...

Konichiwa, bitches.

I miss The Onion’s “Diamond” Joe Biden articles so much.

Former Vice President Biden approved. NP.

That is by far the gentlest tornado video(s) i have ever seen on the internet.

I think most of us are still making a similar wage to what we were in 2003

Even if you did want to buy one of their bikes, you have to pass some sort of personality test that the salesman would give you from afar even before they would talk to you.

Interiors sell luxury cars and GM can’t build an interior, at all ever. American cars are generally terrible on the inside but GM is play school recycled sewerpipe. The new Tahoe isn’t abhorrent, as it was designed by a woman with functional eyes.

I bet he’ll go back to Korea and strive to make sure abuse of foreign guest workers there doesn’t happen.

Here’s my hottest of takes:

A. There is nothing in New York that you can’t get in an other city with less hassle, except being groped by a half drunk Elmo at 10 am. B. I thought the mole people trains meant you weren’t supposed to park in the city. C. Fuck that guy from jersey who drives a sorority spec Beamer taking a New York parking space.

My advice? Git gud.

Too bad this video only shows the Tahoe. I’d like to see how they install the carbon monoxide leak in the Ford Interceptor Utility.