[reads headline]

Well, I can probably design a nicer sneaker.

I am pretty sure most white people have never thought about “whiteness” for one minute of their life. 

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

Pictured: Smith talking to his sources.

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

De Bruyne and Lukaku both came in thinking they were going to be for sure starters on teams that had the likes of Lampard, Anelka, Malouda, Drogba, Mata, Oscar, Essien.... while some of the team was a bit past their time, there’s no way in hell any sane manager gives 18 and 20 year old unproven players. De Bruyne…

Exactly. It’s only a failure if you don’t understand what they are doing. De Bruyne and Lukaku wanted guaranteed playing time and at that point they weren’t good enough for it so they were sold at a profit that has helped Chelsea win 2 titles in 3 years despite spending less than City, United, and Arsenal. I’m sure…

Last year at the Savannah Challenger

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.

Pfft, Loser prolly doesn’t even have a car.

Smart presidents fight fire with water.

You might be surprised to know that some people have died hitting trees or walls that were travelling at 0 mph.

Don’t tell Justin. If getting bunted on shook him up, finding out this kid is visiting Kate will really fuck with his head.

Awful news for Washington sports fans. First they lose the Supersonics, now this.

Because he plays for dodgers and I root for the Red Sox I don’t see much of him so I didn’t really have any information to form an opinion on him.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

Does Mexico just forfeit all of its matches now or what? Their fans are going to chant on goalkicks...

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.