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No problem for Bartolo

Nope, definitely nope, not gonna buy my mom something called the “mighty vibe.” I don’t care if its the most useful, utilitarian, innovative product ever made.....First, gross....Second, Weird....Third, why would a company name an mp3 player that? Hard pass.

Nope, definitely nope, not gonna buy my mom something called the “mighty vibe.” I don’t care if its the most useful,

Counter-point: Doc Emrick is god-awful.

It’s good that one of Deadspin’s soccer writers caught this. I have a feeling the other one missed it because he’s midway through a 5,000-word paean to Gerard Deulofeu after he did something good today.

Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

Johns Hopkins is a major research institution, not a small liberal arts college. It has 5,600 undergraduates (2x colgate), and 20k graduate students in multiple countries, a hospital system and so forth. That’s a hilariously bad comparison to Colgate.

this is fucking bullshit, man.

They can both be right. No one with a lick of common sense/common decency will give a fuck about the tape. The man is in his early 70s: too young to let age be his excuse in an era when his contemporaries were getting lynched alongside freedom riders or working with organizations dedicated to minority inclusion - even

People aren’t wrong that his base won’t care, but it’s useful to remember that he won by 77,000 votes across three states.

“So... I saw your dad and Bridget took you to the ballgame this weekend...”

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

I’m sure there were Mets fans who sounded like that, but all the ones I knew (including those in my family) sounded like “Yep... that was going to happen sooner or later. This team sucks. I hate them. I hate myself. At least it’s not the Yankees.

All of this feels so insane to me that I keep having to lay it out and see if it starts to make any more sense, and it never does: Winston was allowed to maintain his innocence

It’s an easy place to find cute dogs.

I know you have a section for “stay on the trail” but “Don’t cut switchbacks” really deserves special mention.  It promotes very damaging erosion, and because people do it, it quickly looks like “The trail” to a lot of people, particularly adventurous kids.

76ers?

They need to hire Drunk Ovechkin for the head coaching job

“The Case for Two Libations”

Search engine optimization. His death, which everyone will be Googling, the words “who is,” which everyone will be Googling, and something no one else will have, because it is irrelevant.

Sorry, but anyone who lists Ayn Rand as an inspiration and appears on Fox and Friends is suspect.