This list is correct and good.

For any non-tennis fan readers who aren’t familiar with Del Potro, yes he is the best. The. Best.

He’s more coherent than the President of the United States. That should count for something.

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

Phil Mushnick is gonna be so mad about this.

and setting good examples for young athletes.

He’s never been IN the black either.

I keep forgetting the NHL didn’t even have teams for the first 50 years of its existence, gradually expanding to three in the Post-WWII years.

Mike Pence owes us all an apology for a variety of things, but that kid is a fucking asshole.

But the EMALS!

The public university of the State of Louisiana, ostensibly educating its students to be leaders out in the world, wants to encourage them to shut their mouths about uncharged state-sanctioned murders lest some athletic wear middle manager become nervous about profit margins. Seems on the level.

“look it at this way, at least we can leave Buffalo now! (Weather permitting)“

#NEVERFORGET

I’m sorry your friend is a mental 6 year old. You shouldn’t have to break things down that way for an adult to deploy logic or have empathy. I do salute your patience.

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

<fire emoji> x25

even though he’s been an NFL MVP who led the Panthers to a 15-1 record ..

The BoingBoing article on this story had a great comment that I’m not smart enough to paste here, but the commenter’s point was that since they only sell packets to juice machine owners, it’s really a $400 initiation fee to a juice subscription service.

OOH OOH DO BREITBART NEXT!!!

RESPE6T