The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

What Ray actually said was:
"Take the stand, or else you take the fall."

So Joan Rivers is out of her coma, now?

Jaromir Jagr?

Movie trailer voice-over: You laughed at him in Boston. You said "wait, he's where now?" in Tampa. But next summer, Ramirez returns to the big time. Get ready for out-of-the-park laughs with The Mannyger. In theaters May, 2015.

On average, NFL players are completely broke less than three years after retirement. Good to see Lance is taking some initiative and losing his money early.

Only 30%? I was under the impression he was halfway there

A long season is awesome if you have a short playoff. Having the best record in the league after 162 games means something. It's not something that's going to be determined by a couple of fluky plays causing an inferior team to steal a game or two the way that the NFL season can be. It's the expanded playoffs that…

"I remember seeing it for the first time at Sundance, when nobody really knew much about it."

No.

I think a better solution would be instead of boards, have a ledge that players will fall over and then a Turtle on a cloud with a fishing pole rescues them and drops them back in the middle of the ice.

Etra declined to explain how Shaw fell.

Been a Pats fan for a while now and I've seen this dance before. Everyone complains then they go on to win like 28 games or something then lose the Superbowl. Been there done that.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

Wait, one of the people pictured in that Ray Rice jersey picture is NOT a woman?

I read "Bob Costas taking some swings" and kind of automatically assumed that someone was keeping him juuusssst out of reach by palming his forehead at arms length.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

The best part of 1988 was that the Mets owned NYC. No one gave two warm shits about the Yankees. Steinbrenner was reduced to threatening to move to NJ if he didn't get a new stadium, and everyone laughed and called his bluff. Happy times...

The bleachers are nowhere to be found in that photo. In fact it kinda shows every seat but.

Let's assume a typical bag of microwave popcorn contains 500 kernels, 10 of which remain un-popped. That's 2% of all your kernels.