If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

"If they so hungry how come they don't just go to a different hotel like motel 8 or super 6? "

Indeed. If Goal Differential is tied and Goals For is tied, we should definitely move on to Goals Against as the next tiebreaker.

You missed one:

Uh, football games are twice as long real time as soccer games are, so to be more action packed they need twice as many scores per game.

One thing I have never understood about the "not enough scoring" argument is at what point scoring is dispositive? I mean, basketball has lots of scoring but the relative value of each basket is diminished. Assuming football has more scoring, is it calibrated correctly? What is the relationship between scoring and…

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

Goodbye annoying Rangers fans. As a Kings season ticket holder I can say that the '14 Rangers and '93 Kings have 2 things in common:

I find the Januzaj situation borderline criminal. Yes, he had five or six options, but Moyes consistently put anyone out there but his best wing.

Pretty tough to click on the video and watch for 20 seconds, eh?

Um, he's probably referencing that other goal he scored against England...

Marino: You tell me, Doc. What does it mean when you can see a co-worker's lips moving, but all you hear is complete gibberish?

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Jeter's kids will have access to Baseball Reference:

The Jeter worship is insufferable, especially since writers will mythologize his successes (however mundane or mediocre) while ignoring any of his failings.

A Ray Hudson soundboard would be magisterial.

Where is "knifes it"? He uses that one a lot and it drives me f'ing crazy. God he sucks.

Stanley Cup FINAL, not "Finals." There is only one final series.

Your dad has a point, though. That is just Doc making an expression up for the sake of making up an expression. Its called trying too hard and Doc fucking sucks.