Do you think Ben drunk dials Matt and asks him if he likes him (Ben) more than George Clooney?

It's an important and often under-appreciated distinction.

Obviously Damon got a gander at it numerous times last night while I was sandwiched in between them in my dreams. PS, The Porn Identity. Good Willy Hunting. We Bought A Zoo And Had Sex With Matt Damon. OKAY, I'm done.

Funfact: If you did the normal mash-up of names for couples using their last names, Matt and Ben would be Daleck.

LOL. I love that Matt was like, "I mean, yeah, we're BFFs so I've seen his dong, NBD." He couldn't give a good god damn about what people think about his sexuality or the nature of their relationship. Good for you dude.

They can try and rep all they want but those dudes are from Cambridge. Not Boston.

Culkin didn't "flame out" though - the guy got fucked over by his parents, got control of his money and quit acting because he hated it.

I would frame it more as gay couple subversively using state's idea of straight privilege to undercut authority of the state while mocking and criticizing it. I doubt they have any illusion that the state will allow their union to stand legally, or that they will be able to benefit from any of the rights afforded to…

Elijah Wood doesnt count? I always liked his "I do my thing and make no fuss outside of it" attitude

Don't forget the boy from Hook! Went on to act in teen houseparty classic "Can't Hardly Wait," then quit to became a successful lawyer. Or as Grandma Wendy would say, "Why Jack, you've become a pirate."

The list is pretty much: Mara Wilson. Mara Wilson. And Mara Wilson.

Since the holder of male documents is, in fact, a woman, it's a gay wedding

No, they need to sell the message that you can be any type of woman and still be in STEM.

Is that a farm-to-table resurrection? Kudos.

I need to charge Culkin more for my necromancy services. Bringing him back as an abomination of nature repeatedly is beginning to become much more difficult, and the local farms are starting to ask what I'm doing with all of those chickens.

Can trans people legally change their gender in Russia? It seems like the kind of thing that wouldn't be allowed there. If they want to be homophobic about this, they first have to accept that trans women are women. If they want to be transphobic about this, there are no legal grounds to object to this gay marriage,…

Jesus.... Keyword:safe. That's ballsy as all get out.

Above all, I hope they remain safe. Good on them for finding themselves, each other, and happiness in such a virulently LGBTIAQ-hating country.

I'm halfway through Sam Spiegel's biography right now. Hedy Lamarr was a frequent guest at Spiegel's house back in the 30s, and he once remarked that she was easy on the eyes but not too bright (I don't remember the exact quote). The author then pointed out that Lamarr went on to invent, among other things, the…

"Dining with Nazi generals, Lamarr not only learned about the latest submarines and missiles but also the problems with them: notably the challenge of guiding a torpedo by radio, and shielding the signal from enemy interference."