At this point I get a little confused seeing him with brown hair; the silver is such a good look on him.

Honestly, I think Kinja needs to take a "snowball" approach to ungreying: MP follows certain users and frees them from grey, those users follow others who are freed from grey, and the circle expands from there. Perhaps with limits like "must have been un-grey for two weeks before allowed to free others" and "you free…

Yup yup. All my fantasies involve fictional characters who aren't even the sex I'm primarily attracted to! (Lesbian m/m slash lovers unite!)

Perhaps you should experiment with strap-ons/pegging? Also, it sounds like your attraction is based more on how someone moves/sounds/acts rather than static looks.

And now he's aged into a damn fine older man. *wipes away drool after looking at Lestrade pics from Sherlock*

One of my favorite t-shirts from my women's college reads across the back: "118 years of women without penis envy."

Well, there wasn't any peen in the Star Wars prequels, but I was extremely amused by George Lucas's love of wet Ewan... all three movies have at least one scene of Obi-Wan getting soaked to the skin.

Alas, Ewan has retired the little Scotsman from public view. Something about having children now? Idk.

The top four could be nothing but Ewan doing full-frontal. Mark left out The Pillow Book and Trainspotting.

Please tell me they are pulling source material from the book. It's 1000000x better than the movie.

I feel a great disturbance in the Interwebs, as if millions of Tumblrs suddenly reblogged in anguish and were suddenly deleted.

Mediaeval Baebes.

"Happy Winter Holiday (of your choice)" is my go-to.

Well, there's also a shooting range in town and the headquarters for a pro-gun group, so it's not quite as simple as it appears. I mean, one of the reasons Starbucks changed its policy on open carry in stores is because of the assholes who decided to have a rally at the only Starbucks in town.

Oh, they've had that conversation. It basically boiled down to Foley saying "2ND AMENDMENT!!!11!!" and Malloy saying "Y U HATE BABIEZ?"

Always, as far as I know. (If you're a vegetarian, don't trust the cheese, either. Most fancy Parmesan is made with animal rennet.)

Starting countdown for people making Brittany Maynard comparisons...

Third Star. /Tumblr-has-ruined-me

I suppose she shouldn't be out in public without her husband or a male relative, either? Perhaps she shouldn't be interacting with other men at all. And I'm sure you expect her to dress modestly; we all know having exposed ankles or hair is just a tease to men.

For some reason, the concept of "Today's [Required] Vagina Filling" makes me think of donuts. Like, every day there's a new filling!