Oh Catholicism. You be crazy, but at least it be consistent crazy.

The Catholic Church may have many, many flaws, but I do have to give them props because they are consistent in their pro-life stance on abortion, the death penalty, poverty, and people with chronic illness. The nuns might disapprove of abortion, but they'll be the first ones out there protesting executions, running…

I was really hoping this was a supercut of a cat meowing. Because only of my cats practically sings arias with all the yowling, meowing, and chirping he does. It's like a one cat symphony.

They wanted to show off the best of the breast.

Nope, but a strap-on can! /satisfied lesbian

I think you're supposed to mix arsenic and orange juice...

As a graduate of a women's college famous for its Classics department, I have to express my love for this article (and you, for posting it). This shit is awesome.

You may want to add sarcasm tags to this, because it seems some people's snark detectors are on the fritz.

And this is why I vote for Democrats. Because whoever is elected president might only be in office for four or eight years, but whoever they get on the Supreme Court will be there for the next twenty or thirty.

Roberts was also the deciding vote in the decision to uphold the ACA (Obamacare). I think somewhere between getting appointed and now he realized he could go down in history as a partisan jackass (like Scalia, Thomas, and Alito will) or he could at least make a stab at acting like a goddamn grown-up and rule based on…

The only time I will accept "I thought you were French" as a compliment is WHEN I AM IN FRANCE.

I was gonna go with nopenopenope@nope.com

Pottery Barn has Christmas trees up. *weeps for humanity*

The thing is, the kid didn't play that card until the manager went above and beyond in his doucheitude. If the kid had been threatening to call Daddy all along, that's one thing, but if the call was in response to weapon-grade asshat behavior, well.

"Who the fuck are you?"

I find vaginae are tastier when still attached to a living, breathing humans. Grilled vagina gets all dry and chewy and there's none of that delicious natural marinade to go with it.

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I guess this is the best place for this:

That is actually a chinois (which is higher up the fancy food gadget scale than a food mill, strangely enough). A food mill has a crank on top and at least two interchangeable blades of varying coarseness for controlling how fine a pulp you get.

$90? You can get a Spiralizer at W-S for $40. $50, if you want the new version.