Your friend is kind of a twatwaffle. However, next time opt for coconut milk rice pudding. Gluten-free, dairy-free, vegan, and MOTHERFUCKING DELICIOUS. Make sure everyone else eats it before the parasite host does.

Your dining hall sucks balls. I am so sorry. Can you arrange a private meeting with Dining Services to discuss your needs and see if they can make special food for you? Or go to the school Accessibility Office and have them help you? I would think being able to eat dining hall food would be covered under the ADA.

They can pry my tea out of my cold, dead, under-caffeined, New England-dwelling hands.

The hilarious thing about the "food-miles" people is how they don't understand carbon-impact isn't just from transporting food. It's also from growing the food. Like, I live in New England. If I want, say, orange juice in January, it's more carbon efficient for me to buy the stuff grown in Florida and trucked up here…

That's the thing: they can't argue religious freedom because in this case the government would be giving them a *choice*. If they want to stick to their religious principles, fine, they don't get funding. If they want funding, they have to accept the strings. Since it's not a blanket mandate, they don't have any…

It depends on the hospital. Catholic and Catholic-owned hospitals are becoming more common (because of closures, mergers, etc.). The Church being what it is*, those hospitals are banned from providing EC because it interfere's with "God's will." Hence the need for a bill forcing them to provide EC if they want to keep…

"You're just like the mean girls/bullies in high school!"

Perhaps you should Google "Greg Land tracing"?

Milliways was (and possibly still is, check DreamWidth) an RP set at the restaurant at the end of the universe. You could play any character so long as they were fictional and just about anything could happen. Such as:

I'm sorry, but no amount of singing can make the First Wives' Club movie better than the book. No lesbian storyline or Elise-as-Grace-Kelly? Sadness.

AMEN. LJ RP is the shit, let me tell you.

As someone who notices "only dogs can hear" noises, I can tell you they get really annoying really fast. Imagine the "nails on a chalkboard" noise just barely in hearing range and modulated just enough that you cannot ignore it no matter what. That's what it's like. So I don't blame him for wanting to move.…

I can top soaking wet. Someone once put a book DRENCHED IN CAT PISS in the drop box. Thankfully it had mostly dried by the time they left it, but it still stank like hell and made all the other books reek, too. The worse part was having to handle it so we could check it in and mark it destroyed.

I do not understand Tumblr roleplay. But that's because Tumblr is not really set up for that kind of shit.

It's a murder of crows. /nerd

Well, the lack of any identifying information is a rather important difference.

Could you perhaps work with the main-pagers at Jezebel on female-oriented hacks? They probably have some tips to share, not to mention sharing the posts themselves to Jezebel, which will increase the traffic for those posts and bring in readers who normally don't frequent Lifehacker.

You are awesome for writing this and I am a dork for being able to understand it.

+1 snark

If diamonds are so fucking rare and expensive, then how come the Swiss use it in cookware?