No love for the 6000 SUX? It's an American Tradition.

How long before someone hacks it and projects an image of a train coming the other way a-la Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner?

No reason to shit on Angelina Jolie, though. Plenty reason to shit on the fact that the U.S. doesn't have a national single-payer health care system like every other reasonable country on the planet.

Riding a horse while drunk: positive.

Well said, sir. And that's a nice sketch as well!

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The most interesting man in the world is not actually a national of any country.

So i guess that answers the age old question:

I want a Fiat 500 jet ski now.

Exposed leaf springs? Somehow they work.

I'll be really impressed when this thing can drive around Boston.

I'm not sure that any response to "when did you stop beating your wife?" condemns you. "I have never beaten my wife" is a fairly safe answer, I think.

We need to start dubbing these videos ala MXC. It would be soooo awesome.

Oh my god, the part where he shakes his head to stay awake. Why why why why

It's got a nice laundry basket quality to it.

I am so disappointed in every single one of you.

Japan has better jet packs!

Let's take it a step further. Sirens in the driver's seat headrest, for when you make a turn without using your signal!

No, you don't quite get it. The whole fun part of semaphore indicators/trafficators is that they physically pop out and move into position — the mirror indicators just stay there. Immobile. Well, other than the motion of the rest of the car.