Or train your dog to run past them

Looks more grumpy than sad.

they look to be doing at least 30 on the straightaways

Just mumble " Passetta" and you'll do ok

The photo says " It's a VW! It will catch fire at any moment! Quick, jump in the pool!"

I kid, I kid....

$80 an hour, not $800

This is a safety feature. They're so dull to drive that most buyers would fall asleep at the wheel anyway

The Fusion is a great car, so why wouldn't a more premium version of it be equally great and maybe even a little better?

Unless you're planning to take a MKZ to the track (no one will), who cares if it's FWD or RWD? Do you really think the badge and status chasers that buy BMWs and Mercedes really know or care which wheels are driven? 95% of them can't tell or appreciate the difference. There are plenty of ill handling RWD cars on the…

You've got to admire armchair punters who can poo poo anything.

Different strokes for different folks. I think it's cool/funky and thankfully not bland

Really? This is a question?

Kinda sad, actually a nice looking coupe. Much more nicely proportioned than the Accord.

That would be adorable and an awesome idea.

I want to hug that lil' Kei trucklet, give it a name and bring it home where it can sit in my living room and watch TV w me.

$45k buys a lot of crack

Yeah, the Evoque is in another league altogether, plus it's a Range Rover, so it has built in panache and some serious street (off-road?) cred. This has none of that.

I rather dig it, sorta like an Italian Rally Fighter. I'll take it over a bloated SUV / staion wagon/ crossover thing anytime

Also, the Benz drives pretty lardy and t doesn't have that glorious V6.

This signori is the epitome of classy Italian classiness