FIFY...

This is not good news for your boyfriend, but until this story about him being a terrible person broke, I could not have told you who the ABC news anchor is. Or CBS, for that matter. Lester is singlehandedly saving network news.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.

Damn. I’m gonna miss him so hard. Look at him ‘Murrica, he’ll always be the one you didn’t realize was good for you.

Shhh. I’m pretending I’m Michelle.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I can’t even with this guy today.

Pay no attention to what everyone who knows you says, you ARE a compassionate person. And a real sweetheart.

Oooh, she was married to Sum 41 guy. Then Nickelback guy. Who’s next, Three Days Grace? Are any of them single? Let me be your matchmaker, Avril!!

Does she get to keep the ring though?!

You’re really reducing this to the most cynical interpretation possible. As a guy who considers himself a feminist (are guys allowed to be feminist? If not, then I’m pro-feminism), I appreciate that among all the jerks who deservedly need to be called out, every once in a while Jezebel is willing to point to someone…

A man who gets to the finals of Grand Slam tournaments is not a mediocre tennis player. And if he is, I would give my left buttock and both my elbows to be half as mediocre. A quarter as mediocre. And eighth. A microinfinitesimal.

D’aww. I’ve always thought he seemed like a super nice guy. I’m glad I was not wrong.

on a lighter note baby I’m really proud of your typing

i thought the other girl was a surprise, like maybe taylor’s liz-taylor-lite character didn’t know there was another woman? so maybe its the dude that should get the arrows?

I’m really starting to see the resemblance with her mother in this video. The surgeons are at least keeping it real....

DON’T FETISH SHAME ME GOLDEN SHOWERS AREN’T AN ISSUE THEY ARE A SOLUTION PLS DO NOT DENY MY LOVE

I get the feeling that her version of events is that she left him, is going through with the divorce, and doesn’t care a whit what he’s up to now. But it seems like the reasonable thing to do on his part would just be to say, “My wife and I separated on X/X/2015. In Y, I became involved in another relationship...” and…

Leave Baltic alone! It had the best crack and cheapest lap dances in Atlantic City! You Canadians sneak across the border, you move into our neighborhoods, you take our jobs, you take our lap dances, and you ruin America, Bears. You ruin it.