LunaSchlosser
Luna Schlossser
LunaSchlosser

When I was fifteen I was pretty unfashionable - well I dressed like a forty year old. Seriously, shopped at the same store as my conservative looking mother. Anyway, it’s tropical where we live, and hot as fuck. One day I go to school in my favourite outfit -high waisted, shin length floral skirt (puffy-outty, not

It’s not really gender-neutral, though. Since when do boys clothes include spaghetti straps? Or shorts that are actually, you know, short? Or shirts with cut outs?

5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

What if...The Royal Baby was US Weekly’s source and was deliberately feeding the media misinformation so it could come out when it was damn well ready....

  • The baby is rude.

Something about the way this title reads is just disturbing:

And another reason, people should be able to deviate from current, ridiculously narrow, gender roles without everyone immediately questioning their gender identity or sexuality. Nothing Bruce did publicly prior to this interview should be considered out of bounds for hetero cismen.

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One of my favourite sketches is the Hello M’Lady one. The youtube comment section of that video is full of male tears falling from fedora’d heads

That dog looks like I feel. I already have a dog that is a gazillion times the size of her and live in a different country or she would be mine.

Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

A group of angry moms should be called a Swaddle. As in, this woman was attacked by a Swaddle of moms who couldn't look at her baby anymore.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s

My favorite is when my friends with kids who are older complain about a friend who has a kid just entering kindergarten, and they get huffy about the standard “She’s off to school for the first time!” post.

Yeah definitely. Disclose it all and let it out or the threat of that is hanging over your head forever.

The fact that he's bisexual is a much, much smaller issue than the fact that he boned her dad. Talk about straining at gnats and swallowing camels — coming clean on his sexuality but keeping the fact that he's been with her dad secret would be like admitting he likes chocolate but omitting that he's an active heroin

I would tell her the whole thing. It's probably going to end the relationship, but I wouldn't be willing to take the chance that she'd find out in a few years. That's not something I could handle having over my head. Plus, who wants that kind of guy for a father-in-law? Any time they have a disagreement, is he going

You mean, fuck him again?

Much more of a surprise...

Wait, so Nick Lachey has a show on VH1?