I agree. It’s light-hearted and dumb, but they pick such charismatic people who are truly stellar live performers who connect with the audience that it’s highly enjoyable and hilarious! The one with The Rock was outta this world, and Common wearing a Lionel Richie wig is my everything.

I suspect the whole show is just a slow build-up to Emma Stone’s on-air coronation as Lip Sync Queen.

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There is a time and a place for crop tops. Church is not one of them.

I mean neither are appropriate for church. If you can’t wear it to your office job, you shouldn’t wear it to church. It’s just disrespectful.

Ugh, also assholes, did you ever stop and think...

No one should ever stay off deep dish pizza.

Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

I love this. My daughter loves the color pink but she also loves vehicles, dinosaurs, and science. I usually just buy her clothes from the “boys” section and honestly I think gendering clothes for little kids is dumb, but I’m all for campaigns like this for girls.

I don't know why anyone would be obligated to do anything in the bedroom. Penises of the world, no one owes you a blow job, no matter how swell you think you are.

Will there be 38 divorces in 38 countries?

I STILL keep forgetting that Timberlake and Biel are a thing. It just does not compute. It's not that I think one is too good for the other, and they're probably close in age, and both are attractive (although one is all looks and no charisma, and the other is mostly charm). I don't know. I just don't get it!

My impression of Pam Anderson is that she is actually an intelligent, thoughtful, kind person who, despite being conventionally beautiful and gaining a lot of attention from that, suffers from poor self-esteem. Accordingly, she has a long history of making poor decisions. Predictably, most of these decisions involve…

I'd change up my look too if I was being stalked by Aaron Carter: "Well, her name is Hilary but she doesn't really look like Hilary. So, I guess it's not her. Hey, what's Haylie up to?"

Geez. You know, I really feel bad for Pamela Anderson. I feel like she's had a really tough life filled with a lot of abuse. I hope this is the start to a new, better chapter for her.

white people named Dakota

Now, if they took over Fashion Police, I'd totally watch it.

I'll be honest, I'm happy for Bristol Palin. Perhaps marriage to someone who's whole adult life was grounded in rigorous discipline might rein in Bristol's overly zealous quest for fame — no matter how fleeting that fame.