LunaSchlosser
Luna Schlossser
LunaSchlosser

I went with just my best friend and my mom. And both were lovely. My mom kept saying "You look beautiful in everything!" The dress I did decide on, I could tell my mother wasn't thrilled, but I was. When I went back to change out of it, I heard my best friend encouraging my mom to get on board with the dress because

If someone's brought you wedding dress shopping with them, hopefully that means they love you and value your opinion. Which means that your opinion should be "I support you and how you want to look and what your budget is." This isn't Project Runway—this is about helping your loved one find a dress that will make them

Say Yes To The Dress taught me to be kind, gentle and supportive. It's not about me, it's about the bride. And as a result the few gown shopping trips I've been privy to have been smooth sailing. Even if I secretly think that dress is ass-ugly.

We've secretly replaced our viewers' zach galifinakis with sanka. Let's see how they react!

He & Renée Zellweger should work as consultants for the Witness Protection Program.

Haha I had NO bf in high school. A lone wolf. A lone wolf with parents who put the fear of Jesus in her and no clue how to look presentable or act like a normal person. It's ok. It all turned out. I think.

Girl you're veering into humble brag territory ! Some of us were DEEPLY unfuckable as teens. SO HORNY BUT SO UNATTRACTIVE.

Pound Town.

I thought it was a hip term for smoking weed.

Being able to look up lyrics is one of the best things about the Internet.

wow. The logic and sheer adultness of your decisions, way before the actual wedding, is probably why you are happily married!

Oh if this we're a game, I would win.

How could you not include this part?

Check this part out:

Much art

But it will live in your digestive track, right next to the gum, for all of time because diamonds are FOREVER.

My mum was married to an abusive asshole when I was younger, and when they finally divorced she gave me her engagement ring and told me to sell it and keep the money myself. I couldn't do that because I would have felt like I was profiting from her suffering so it sat in my jewellery box for about ten years. One day I

When my husband and I got engaged he gave me an engagement ring that had been in the family for over a hundred years. First, we went and got it appraised (insurance reasons), and then we made a deal. The ring itself is just a gold band, but the diamond is of excellent quality and about 2 carats, making it a hefty

My ring is made out of organically-grown, free-range lentils and the artisans who made it actually paid me to take it off their hands.

some ambiguous loan debt...