Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.

I would join a sorority that did Polish Week. Everyone get together with your Babcis and make kielbasa!

I'm super not-down with polish week, but as long as Polish week means all the gulash, pierogies, and kielbasa I can eat, I am completely into it.

I love Sorority girls' penchant for fancy-ing up even the most mundane of details. "GOD BECKY THIS DRESS ISN'T PURPLE YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S CLEARLY AUBERGINE."

Yeah, the face thinning and skin recoloring is dumb and offensive. But girrrrl, they did nothing to your eyebrows because they are already #OnPoint.

That's an engaged couple?!? I thought it was a publicity still from Motherboy XXXV, "Sons of the South."

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

When I was a nanny, I used to take the oldest child and tell him that he didn't have to take a nap, but that he had to do a quiet activity for at least half an hour. That could be playing legos, playing matchbox cars, drawing, playing playdoh, finger painting, looking at books or watching a show, but he had to do…

As much as people bash on Philly, Philadelphians are really community oriented and helpful. Philly folks are nice folks.

I am super proud that anyone would refer to SEPTA as clean... especially given that this particular car has been doused with blood, lady juices, baby juices, and feces.

It is literally just you. But it's only this one time. Other times it's a whole bunch of people.

Having a brother is the single greatest joy of my life. Even when he's his worst or I'm my worst, I could not conceive of a life without him. A healthy sibling relationship is the longest and most profound of your lifetime. It is your brother or sister who will know you longest and best and therefore truly understand…

Also, you know what I love best about this video? He's excited for the card. Then he's excited for what he assumes is a random ultrasound picture. He LOSES HIS MIND when he finds out he's getting a sibling, which is of course by far the cutest bit, but he was happy, excited and grateful for a card with a picture in…

You ROCK Ethan. Your sib's gonna need all that love, all that energy. And when they get annoying, just remember, they think you flung the sun & the moon & the stars are just waiting on you for their marching orders. Big hugs, big brother!

The Encylopedia Brown remark made me spit my coffee. So, you regularly have dinner with the chief of police, and when he's onto a case he just can't crack, he'll take his notebook out of his breast pocket and let you have a whack at it? "But wait ... you said he wore a BLUE hat when he walked into the room! Case…

I hope she bankrupts his amoral ass.

A small but meaningful contribution to the NAACP will do the trick, I think.

I HAVE FAILED AS A SIDE-EYE HISTORIAN. I offer my sincerest apologies at my shoddy research skills. That is some truly beautiful side-eye.

I still can't believe this is Olivia Benson's mom.

I find it odd that even though I'm not a fan of the idea of Royal Families, Will and Kate seem like really good people.